Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Making out, why Google chat is awesome and morning tweets

My new favorite conversation from my very dear friend (you may want to sit down... this one's a doosey):

Gretchen: oh! and my morning tweet (I thought you would appreciate): Ah, coffee. The warm hug everyone deserves in the morning. Except you, Brett Favre. You're still an asshole.

Kristy:
LOL

Gretchen:
since you're not on twitter I feel the need to share

Kristy:
love it
absolutely

Gretchen:
and this not drinking thing really makes me clever in the morning
weird

Kristy:
haha, i wouldn't know!

Gretchen:
I don't really recommend it. It was simply an observation.

Kristy:
i love you!!!!!

Gretchen:
haha I love you too!!!!!!!!
wanna make out?
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

Kristy:
lalalalalalalalallala

Gretchen:
oh my god. I love us

Kristy:
ME TOO!
And that's how The Awesome does it.

Monday, May 16, 2011

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do. So's Your Mom.

Dear Cyber-Universe,

Have you ever had to break up with someone you still love, someone you can't imagine living without, someone you've been with for a long time, because you know waaaay down deep inside that in the long run, it's better that you two go your separate ways? Because I just did that. Here I am... less than 6 months from 30, in the middle of the healthiest, most fun, hottest relationship of my life, and I decide that it's time to end it. And I still stand by my decision, but I have people all around me telling me what a good guy he is, how wonderful he treated me, how much he still loves me (these are MY friends... jerks), which I'm left to sit there, feeling like the jerk who broke a good heart.

It's one of the hardest things I've ever had to do, but I know I HAD to do it. We're trying to remain friends. What are the odds that we'll both still want to be friends after a while?

Sometimes the only thing that gets me though is the thought that this HAS to be the worst of it. It simply must get better.

Any advice out there? Kind words? Hell, even call me an asshole... you wouldn't be the first.