A 12 day hangover

Just wanted to let all my interwebs know that I'm alive... I'm just still hungover, and my hungover storytelling is not quite up to par. However I will leave you with a few facts from the weekend:

• The last picture I took on my camera was of me, sitting in the port-a-potty peeing.
• Hand sanitizer is NOT a good substitute for toilet paper.
• Keith Urban is a whiny bitch, but he's pretty good eye candy.

Pic of port-a-potty to come soon, I promise.