- Don't, I repeat, DO NOT eat babies
- Try really hard to not trip old people
- Stop calling old people "old people" call the old people the "elderly"
- Don't tell people they look mulatto (even if they are)
- Stop giving money to homeless people... (seriously, all they do is buy booze and get drunk which totally makes them lose any motivation to find a job and get a life.)
- I'm awesome! Give me money!
- Support NOT eating babies!
- I agree! Unicorns are real!
What's the most ridiculous Facebook page YOU'VE been sucked into? Mine was: "If I get enough fans on this page, my sister will name her kid Megatron!" I've showed you mine, now you show me yours.